“Please don’t slap two names together that you like and think it sounds great — ‘I like Andrew and my husband likes Stephen…heck, let’s name him Standrew!’ Ugh.” — rosiep “Richard Gere named his son Homer. Oh man, the jokes this kid will hear.” — rp “I still haven’t gotten over Gwyneth Paltrow naming her child Apple. Notice how that trend never caught on!” — amyf “I thought Hashtag was bad, but then I read about a little boy named Facebook. Facebook?! How could you do that to your kid?” — Allison H. “I worked at a school one time where a little boy’s name was Nivlac, Calvin backward, and his dad’s name was Nivek, Kevin backward!” — aggie “My former sister-in-law’s cousin named her child Houston Rocket. What the heck?!” — Blondie “Someone named their daughter Matyson, instead of Madison. That’s just a little too unique.” — Njohnson “Apparently there’s a family at my gym with the last name Bean. They have girls who are named after different types of beans, like October, Boston and Seven. Seriously.” — shadow “A friend of mine teaches and has twins in her class named Audacious and Bodacious.” — ec “Le-a, pronounced ‘Ledasha.’ I learned the hard way that the dash isn’t silent!” — Jenna B. “Aquafresh. I kid you not.” — Jeannie T. “Abcde, pronounced Ab-sid-ee. The parents weren’t as clever as they thought they were.” - Nadia R. “My dad met someone named Chlamydia. Turns out the mother thought it sounded pretty.” — Estelle H. “Celebrity actress Shannon Sossamon’s son’s name is Audio Science. Jason Lee’s son’s name is Pilot Inspektor. Terrible!” — Rachel W. “My husband is trying to convince me to name our son Thor… I just can’t do it!” — Bella P. Related Video“My son has a friend named ‘Dorcus.’ Poor kid.” — Janice W. “Tree (for a boy) and Tippy (for a girl). Their last name Topp. Tree Topp and Tippy Topp. No joke.” — Pam F. “North West — Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their daughter that!” — Julianna M. Names have been changed Plus, more for The Bump: 18 Celebrity Babies With Awesome Names Inspired by Unique Places How to Choose a Baby Name Without Picking a Fight Worst Celeb Baby Names of 2013