“I thought, ‘Holy moly, I just pushed you out of my vagina!’ I still can’t believe it.” — mchupie “He was pudgy, pink and had tons of blonde hair — even on his face — and when they put the little hat on him, my initial reaction was, ‘Wow, I gave birth to a garden gnome.’” — kelzinboston “’Oh my God, he’s so fat!’ He was 9 lbs., 13 oz., and we had no idea he would be that big.” — patella1129 “’Holy crap. There really are two of them.’” — cinema_goddess “When my son finally came through, I announced to the room ‘Oh my gosh, that feels so much better!’” — rochella “All I could think was ‘what do we do now?’” — laura_lee “I said ‘She looks like me’ Then I thought, ‘I want a vodka tonic.’” — sherina825 Plus, More from The Bump: “I Knew I Was a Mom When…” Worst Things to Say to a New Mom Craziest Things Tired Moms Did
